I have decided Hollywood and the movie
industry is actually a ploy developed by aliens or zombie-creating
biological terrorists aimed at causing us to view any spectacular
videos we watch with a “Man, those are some good special effects”
mentality. Think about it, if you were a see a high quality video or
even a few videos claiming to be authentic, which were about an alien
invasion going on or a zombie apocalypse happening, wouldn't your
first thought be, “What movie is this from?” or “Wow! Those
special effects are amazing!” Even if the video was submitted by
someone you knew or was on the News, wouldn't your first inclination
be skepticism instead of belief?
In this day and age, when even most
cell phones have good video quality, you would think some UFO videos
and Bigfoot sightings would be clearer and of better video quality. I
think why this isn't the case is because we find the grainy footage
more intriguing and, perhaps, more believable. If it was an excellent
video of either thing, we would think of Bigfoot, “That is a great
costume” and of the UFO, “I wonder how much money and CGI it took
to make it look that real.”
So when I post a video of the Alien
Invasion or the Zombie Apocalypse you better believe it. I have a
pretty crappy camera, so maybe you'll be more likely to believe.
On another note, while on the topic of
aliens. Around Halloween the thought occurred to me that American
Halloween (I'm unsure any other parts of the world dress up as much
as we do) was initiated by aliens so one night a year they can add a
few cheap additions to their anatomy (to make them not quite so
awesome or believable) and have free reign to study us in close
proximity in our natural habitats. Aliens, if you are reading this,
do not judge us by that one night. When we humans don masked we feel
freer to be idiots, jerks, and are more apt to break the law.
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